Ek maja ni gujrati sayri::
:
"Nano lodo motto thaaay,
Motto lodo chodva jaay
Chodva wala chodi jaay ne
Ghel chodyao shaayri vachi ne raaji thaay."
Nipple se tapak raha pasina,
.
nipple se tapak raha pasina..
.
Bhigi hui gaand aur lathpath seena..
.
Ab tumhi batao "Ghalib"..
.
itni garmi me Koi kaise thoke hasina..!!��
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Pati bola: Good nite,
patni : aise kaise good nite
Band karo light,
hathyar karo tight, lelo nipple ka bite,
karlo pussy se fight,
Aur gira do apna BIRLAWHITE!
Tab hogi good night
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English teacher:
Aaj Sabko'My Best Friend' par 10 line likhni he,
thodi der baad 1 student ne Uthkar Puchha
Madam,'Bhosdike' ko English me kya Kehte hai....?
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Girl :- Mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand hai.!
Boy :- Mujhe bhi tumhare Chut aur Kule bahut pasand hai.!
Rishta vahi , Soch Nayi..!
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Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.
Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka sperm Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”
Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche
Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi
Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“������
Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu
karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.
Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.